Criss Strokes and Alex Gonz in Double Vaginal Action

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The most surprising thing about Criss Strokes – care to guess? – is how well circumcised he is. For me, there’s nothing more disappointing than a beautiful cock ruined by all that scarred tissue. There are exceptions, though, and Criss (you can add Peter North to the list) is one of them. Another one is my boyfriend. An American and a Jew, he couldn’t have kept his foreskin but in a jar. [Read more…]

Julian Rios and Sean Michaels Messing in Double Pussy Penetration

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Some guys are simply wrong in porn. In my humble opinion Sean Michaels is one of those guys. Twenty years ago he had the kind of beautiful face that could have hit any fashion magazine cover (when he didn’t disfigure it with an unfavourable moustache) and a slender body with flexible limbs that he could have paraded in any Parisian catwalk. He chose porn, unfortunately, where the only limb he ever needed was too flexible for our tastes, I’m afraid. [Read more…]

Happy Birthday, George Uhl! (The Party is with Mick Blue)

If something good ever came out of the disintegration of the Soviet Union and the Iron Curtain, it was the crowd of gorgeous guys hiding behind it, among them George Uhl, our beloved DP, DAP and DPP specialist who turns 42 today. [Read more…]

Triple Penetration: Buck Adams, Ron Jeremy & Guy

To begin with, I apologise for not knowing who the third guy in this scene is. If you have that information, or if you’re him and you’ve dropped by, please pass it on to me. I like to keep things neat. [Read more…]

Frank Major, Nick Lang and Thomas Stone in Rub & Frot

Sometimes, girls are just a poor excuse to have gay sex. I kid you not: Why would you want her in the middle if you’re going to rub and frot your big cocks anyway? Oh, right, she’s supposed to lend the scene a respectable appearance of straight porn. Who knows what we’d think if her vag and arsehole didn’t provide the recipients for all that delicious penis rubbing and frottage, or if her mouth wasn’t the mixer for the mixed, not shaken cum cocktail. Right.

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Mark Ashley & Toni Ribas on a DPP and DAP Rage

My first impression of Mark Ashley was: “Just a big, beautiful dick”. That was immediately followed by: “What do they feed these Canadians, anyway?” You know, Peter North, Erik Everhard and Voodoo are Canucks as well. Are you guys from the Big North all that well endowed or are these guys a sampling error? [Read more…]

Kai Taylor, George Uhl & Seth Strong in the Realm of Double Penetration

Danny D. (aka as Matt Hughes in a vast legacy of gay porn) makes a cameo appearance at the beginning of the scene, sadly a non sexual one. And why am I complaining when Kai Taylor, George Uhl and Seth Strong more than compensate for Danny’s absence? Sometimes I can’t stand myself. [Read more…]

Rocco Siffredi, Roberto Malone, Christophe Clark and Richard Langin Get Homoerotic

Christoph Clark takes a good look at Rocco's power rod.

Christoph Clark takes a good look at Rocco’s power rod.

When I saw this for the first time, I couldn’t help thinking of how cosy this orgy was: Nine people fucking on a snooker table. You’d be amazed at how few props are needed to do a porn scene. Besides the table, you just need some sticks, some balls and some holes, and try to make them all come together. There. [Read more…]

Mr. Pete and James Deen Fill in the Gaps

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Dear followers and occasional visitors: I’m having a break from the European porn studs and focusing a bit on Americana. It’s not that easy. American directors don’t make many bisexual fantasies come true, which makes me wonder whether it’s they who are totally straight or if there isn’t that much of a market in the States. If the market is a problem, there’s a lot of it outside the USA, I tell you. [Read more…]

Omar Williams & Rocco Siffredi DPP Anna-Marie

The night I first saw this on cable, I went wild. It was such a mind blowing and life changing moment that I took the firm decision of leaving University to pursue a career in straight pornography. After seeing uber-hot Omar Williams and Rocco Siffredi engaged in this highly gay scene, I knew that that was the life I wanted to have: do double pussy penetrations, have double blowjobs, frottage with the biggest rods, etc. [Read more…]